Missives Fugnonymous
I’ve determined that I’m less than enthusiastic about posting these days, because my this layout is such crap. Half my graphics don’t work anymore due to the server switch, and I just hate it. One of these days I’ll get up the motivation to do something about it.
Personal DNA Report
Took this personality survey today, realizing after I got the results that I had seen it originally on Barry’s site.
How Do I Live Without You? I Want to Know
All of you American people who read this, I need you to go to the grocery store and thank your lucky stars that you have access to all those beautiful brands. Brands like Nabisco, Keebler, Totinos, Campbells, HERSHEYS! Brands that are all but non-existent here.
Oh, we have Nabisco here in Australia. With their VAST assortment of five (FIVE!) products. That’s so few, I will even list them right here: Oreos, Ritz, Premium Crackers, Chips Ahoy!, and In a Biskit crackers. (They also have water crackers, but water crackers are yucky. Nobody in their right mind should eat them, so I don’t include them in the list.)
Compare this to the American Nabisco list, and you might notice at least two SHOCKING omissions. Wheat Thins. (This pains me so, because my cheese ball of joy is especially joyous with Wheat Thins.) And Honey Maid. And since we don’t have Keebler, this means that I live in a country that has no understanding of Graham Crackers, thus no S’MORES!
We were going to build a campfire with Hans’ brother and sister-in-law this weekend, but I don’t know if I can bring myself to do so knowing that s’mores aren’t even an option. It’s just sick, if you ask me. I’m appalled.





